The Source Is Speaking Wisdom Again!

December 18, 2009

From Kstewdevotee

Kristen Stewart You…Ch-Ch-Cherry BOMB!

Oh Hi there!! Were you living under a Rock? Yes? Well look what the fuck you missed!!

As always the Sources break it DOWN


JettStew-Bitchface: Like the KStew Bitchface, but this one will indeed not give two flying fucks in hesitating to rip you a new one.

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The EPIC DokotaKstew/JettCurie Grind: UNF. That is all. Hello Daddy, Hello Mom…I think the Sources have just found there dream Threesome. Wonder how many boys & girls had to run to there local Pharmacy to buy erm, chaffing cream.

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Sex Pistol: Dear Sirs, we here at ‘According To My Sources‘ would like this gif in Real Life. We would like to cover all of our mirrors with it. & walk the streets of New York, The UK & Cali screaming ‘It’s not a Mullet it’s a Shag, Motherfuckers!’

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RAWR JettStew: ‘Do NOT, get me Upset‘…

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Wet JettStew: Sounds like soup eh? ‘Waiter, I’ll have an order of Wet JettStew & a shot of UNF’. Oh how thy Sources wish the water was unfogged for us to perv on her nibbly things. *EDIT* You CAN sorta see her nibbly things!!!UNF!!

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The Lipbite: Some get peeved when they see her do it. We get turned on. Mind you we like ride ‘disco sticks’.

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The Runaways: Um, they ‘Runaway’ ?

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Revelations: This looks like it’s the ‘peak’ of ‘The Runaways’ story, According To Our Sources of course (;

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